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Open Question: I need some ideas to have a SEXY valentines day?

Me and my bf have been dating for 3 years, and I need some SEXY ideas? Any Ideas? Ive done lingerie every year and plan to do it this year too, but whats some crazy ideas that a guy would absolutely love.

Open Question: Why am I a size 3 on the bottom but a D up top?

I have always had a small butt and legs but big boobs, its nice sometimes but most of the time not. I have to get a size 6 in dresses because of my boobs but the bottom is so loose its baggy, ugh! =/ Lingerie is hard to shop for, I'll get a large which fits the boobs but then the stomach area is way too big and so is the unjderwear that comes with it. Why is my body like this?

Open Question: Why are victoria secret models so petite? (read below)?

Don't get me wrong- they are all gorgeous. Gorgeous faces, figures, legs, etc. But they are all within the 34-24-34 measurement ranges. You won't see a girl with kim kardashian's curves walkin' the VS runway. Although they are proportionate and beautiful, most women do not have those measurements, even if they are skinny and keep tabs on their weight. For example, I am 36-26-38, and I wear a size 6-8. I am skinny as could be without looking malnourished, but i would never see a woman with my measurements as a VS model. Why is this? I am just curious... like i said, most women do not fit the 34-24-34 mark. I am not saying that there shouldnt be models with those measurements, but for a lingerie store that provides all sorts of bras/undies in all sorts of sizes, shouldnt the models come in different sizes/proportions as well?

Open Question: why are victoria secret models so petite?

Don't get me wrong- they are all gorgeous. Gorgeous faces, figures, legs, etc. But they are all within the 34-24-34 measurement ranges. You won't see a girl with kim kardashian's curves walkin' the VS runway. Although they are proportionate and beautiful, most women do not look like that, even if they are skinny and keep tabs on their weight. For example, I am 36-26-38, and I wear a size 6-8. I am skinny as could be without looking malnourished, but i would never see a woman with my measurements as a model. Why is this? I am just curious... like i said, most women do not fit the 34-24-34 mark. I am not saying that there shouldnt be models with those measurements, but for a lingerie store that provides all sorts of bras/undies in all sorts of sizes, shouldnt the models come in different sizes/proportions as well? yes, but so do other women with larger breasts and larger hips....

Open Question: Guys, red or black lingerie?

Open Question: What to do if he's not sexually interested in me?

I've read about the possible problems and it's not the spending time together thing, or the emotional or spiritual intimacy. We have those. I love him with all my heart and find him VERY attractive, but the sentiment is just not shared. Hasn't been for a long long time, if ever. Tried the basic things: sexy lingerie, losing weight, different times of day, taking the pressure off. But when I don't ask, it's been a month before he wants to. He does look at other women on the web, but he's not cheating.

Open Question: I lost a crossdress bet (for real) and need your help?

Hey people, I'm 5'6" 13, and not especially masculine or heavy. I lost a bet over who would lead in the first half of the Super Bowl, and my girlfriend listed these for a three day punishment. Rules: I have to have three days of outfits. You guys get to decide which is why I'm here. Can't be too expensive, don't want parents knowing. I also need a permanent bra size and wig. Day 1: Today we're going to the beach, the special thing is that I have to look 9 months pregnant. I need a bathing suit, breasts, make up, and belly. If you know how to make any of these or where to get them cheap enlighten me. After I need lingerie and night wear for after we get back. Day 2: Just woke up, need to change into workout gear, you guys get to chose what's special for today but you have to include how we could do it. I need lingerie for running, and then exercise gear. Then more night wear. Day 3: Last day. I need to look and feel fat, weigh atleast 200 pounds. For the beginning I can just chill out with her, so what's good for just hanging out. Does anyone know how to look fat? After that at night, we're going to dinner. Formal wear and make up. Thanks for sticking through, and no, I will NOT enjoy this. So please answer, thanks.

Open Question: I lost a bet, and have to crossdress for 3 days and nights.?

I lost a bet, yes, for real. And now I have to wear three costumes to Differant places and I'm not sure how to do them. The first one I have to wear for a day and the special part is going to the beach, I have to dress like a pregnant teen, I need to know which bathing suit to wear, and how to make the belly/boobs. I also need clothes to wear after the beach. The second day were going to the amusement park, I'm short so the second outfit is a little girl, I have no idea. The next day and final outfit is a fat girl. I have no idea how to do any of these, so if you guys could help. I need wigs, make up, clothes, lingerie, nightware, etc. I'm 14, 5'6" and reasonable thin, not especially muscular or masculine or anything, so help please!

Open Question: what channel is the lingerie bowl on?

my friends mentioned bra and pad panties involved. is it only halftime or a whole game?

Voting Question: What's a great gift to gie my cousin for her bridal party?

Me and my cousin are like sisters, i love her to death. And i don't no what to get her do you guys have any good ideas? i want to get her something creative and special. I don't want to get her lingerie!